An idealistic librarian fights with managerial mayhem: men and women intent on destroying the library service and replacing it with coffee shops, ice cream vending machines and half-arsed volunteers. Managers who think reading a shameful secret, something to be done late at night, in bed and alone, and DEFINITELY not discussed in daylight!
Conan works in a central London library where the watchwords are ‘self-service’ ‘increase the footfall’ and if that involves pole dancers and a free bar then it will be considered. And where ‘bums on seats’ means encouraging people to use the public toilet. Perhaps they can take a book in with them from our ‘short stay’ or ‘long stay’ collection.
Come and browse in The Dream Archive among the potted palms where you can find out about Grey Gables unusual history, read about day to day management imbecility on the home page or you may prefer the red hot confessions of The Nympho Librarian.